Hey, before you read our blog, if you're a pussy, don't.

Because if you worry about everybody's opinion and you read something on our site that hurts your feelings, that's your own fucking problem. Go grow a pair.

For those who get their feelings hurt, you can go to bleedingcards.com and buy a card. We'll probably be selling some custom tissues as well. Ones that say, "You're okay, let me hold your hand. It's okay to be a pussy."